ninjasexfarty:

Back when I was in charge of hiring for GameStop, a guy came in, handed me his application, and ‘accidentally’ let a sonic screwdriver fall out of his sleeve. “Now that you know I’m a time lord, I guess you’ll haaaaave to interview me,” he laughed alone, and that’s why I refuse to watch Doctor Who.

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alternageek:

inothernews:

Don Pardo, best known as the longtime announcer for Saturday Night Live, dies at 96.


RIP.Its not SNL opening credits without him :(
ribcaqe:

SO SICK

ribcaqe:

SO SICK

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lignicide:

ishallsustainamassiveerection:

mapsontheweb:

Cost of a year of undergraduate study in the EU

Welcome to England where we fucking hate young people

This is hilarious they should show how much it costs americans

lignicide:

ishallsustainamassiveerection:

mapsontheweb:

Cost of a year of undergraduate study in the EU

Welcome to England where we fucking hate young people

This is hilarious they should show how much it costs americans

(Source: twitter.com, via thugmissus)

fruitprincess1997:

Siberia, National Geographic 1990

(Source: imaginarygirl1997, via future-memes)

oatmealmarketing:

this pic is crucial

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awkwardlysocial414:

manhood:

I’m in tears she farted like twice

Obsessed

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earthdad:

when you’re just having one of those days

image

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dietcocain:

pizza, sorelateable, listoflifehacks, uncompared, phobias and orgasm all got terminated omg

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